QueerBait - My flagship. It's Victory-class (same as Excalibur from Crusade) - and a nice, subtle shape ... After the Drakh plague hit Earth, the ISA needed more ships. They had only one Victory-class ship, the Excalibur, but they had the plans, and the ability to make more. This one was painted purple with little blue lines coming out in odd places along the "center", and a pink head at the top. Its crew includes a TechnoMage, a thief, and Dr. Mary Kirkish from IPX.
USS Premonition - Sovereign-class, commanded by CapnDAN.
ThunderChild - Galaxy Class starship, commanded by vonFreytagLoringhoven. There are disco balls in every room, and music from Abba plays at random. This is the same type of ship commanded by Picard during the TNG run, except that it has been upgraded to have the 3rd nacelle shown in "All Good Things" ... Dr. Zimmerman has been aboard a number of times, and installed a few programs into the the computer core. Unfortunately, he is a fan of Betazeds, having been seen by Deanna Troi. As such, he's installed holographic projectors through the ship, and the ship's personality is now that of Lwaxana Troi. On acid.
the Titans - Warlock class destroyer, merged with ShadowTech (with a Vorlon ship in the launchbay). This ship was commanded by Susan Ivanova from 2262 onwards. She had been having some very troubling dreams, and discovered ShadowTech. All the ships in this class had been designed with ShadowTech. It is possible for someone from EarthForce to send a signal, which would take the command of the ship away from the crew, activate the ST, and bring them under outside command. This could be the Drakh, Earth, or other agents of the Shadows. With Lyta's help, Sheridan brough Ulkesh's ship into one of the landing bays, and now that Vorlon ship blocks out the ST signals. This ship is the ONLY one of that class which has a Vorlon ship inside. It's also the only Vorlon ship still around after the others went beyond the Rim. The ship still sings to Susan, Sheridan, and the current captain of the ship. It also holds memory patterns from Lyta Alexander. Although she was killed in the Teep war, her memory/essence can be projected into the mind of the Captain, to aid him/her along the way. Its crew consists of: Emh - Captain; Sheliak5 - First Officer; enterprise X - tactical; mrcoaster - engineer; and Captain Talya Marsh - Science.
Code Red - This Constitution-class ship thinks it's a female, has one of those "personalities" implemented into the computer, and is always "on the rag" ... get her pissed, and this ship will kick major ass. This is the same type of personality implemented into the original Enterprise (season 3), but tweaked the WRONG way. If the ship takes offense to something done by the crew, she may just eject that crewmember via the transporter, or send him/her to a holding cell. She's also the best damned fighter of her era. (think lioness protecting her cubs) ... she doesn't need a Human interface to fire phasers or a torpedo.
The LuLu Bell -- A Lumati Transport (As seen in "Acts of Sacrifice") - This is basically the Ship of Orgies. The Lumati end each business deal by having sex. The ships are a constant source of sex, and are flying pleasure palaces. It has minimal weapons, as ... well, they simply don't need them. Gravity in each room has the ability to be varied, including turned off completely.
Hickory, Dickory, and Dock - 3 Vree Saucers. The Vree Saucers are what Humans in the 20th and 21st centuries referred to as "flying saucers" ... Each can have a total crew of 5 including the Captain. There is no second in command. Each can house a total of 12 "guests" if need be. They are explorer ships, sent to distant worlds. These ships are generally used as pre-first contact-ships, used to survey a planet or culture and determine whether the people are advanced enough to make First Contact with. Occasionally, the captains have been known to conduct "experiments" with lifeforms they encounter on the planets, although this is generally frowned upon. The Hickory is commanded by Rusty Shackleford.
The Valleri - Minbari Sharlin Class Warship (with Flyers and Transports - tractor beams) - This is the warship of the fleet, second only to the QueerBait in power. It's your standard Minbari war cruiser, complete with Flyers and Transports. The transports, used for bringing people from one ship to another, or from a planet's surface to the waiting ship, have a tractor beam, allowing people to "float" from the surface, up to the waiting transport. The Valleri is commanded by Sportzkid.
OobyDoo - Starliner (as in EarthForce One) - A huge, stylish, "people mover". The Starliners are luxery ships, used to transport "very important people" in beyond-first-class comfort. Every amenity is included, with one small exception - no weapons. Again, they are not needed. These ships can be easily converted to crew transports, and can fit five thousand Humans inside (aliens may vary). Generally, this won't be done, but during times of war, or for mass transport (planetary destruction, colonizing, etc), there you go.
YoWayYo - Explorer Class - These are long-range vessels, rarely seen in colonized worlds. They, well, explore the galaxy, in search of "whatever is out there". They are armed to the teeth, and include positions rarely seen aboard normal ships, including archeologies, linguists, chaplains, counselor, marines, and others needed for long-term exploration. They may be gone for 10-20 years per trip, and the crew must be prepaired for long term seperation.
USS Counterstrike - Excalibur-class, commanded by Spongebasedthingofdoom. This ship's motto is "Just in Case," as in "just in case some bugger declares war on us." This ship comes complete with 12 Fighters, 12 type-XIV phaser arrays, 6 Transphasic torpedo tubes and a rack of eight missiles (the nasty homing weapons from Starfleet Command) as the basic armament. It has a pod below the deflector array that can house any type of weapon. It's currently outfitted with a Chain Reaction Pulsar.
Now, a message about all the ships in the Fleet. This is the Purple Fleet, and is so for a reason. The ships and crew do not fight. For any reason. While Kor's ships may be out fighting Miss Chicken's, we're back home looking pretty, and keeping close company with the husbands, wives, and companions of the people out fighting ... We're lovers, not fighters. This means we get a LOT of sex ... cuz they're always at war.
Each ship is also equipped with a real-time holographic projection unit (seen in B5 as Draal's projector, and in B5 used by Sisko on the Defiant), and can be used with other ships in the Fleet, as well as to project an image to another ship. It can ALSO be used to spy on others, without them knowing you're doing it. It is untraceable, and undetectable, unless you're projecting an image to them.
Crew details are up to the Captain of the ship, beyond these specifications.