USS Sexbomb - Flagship of the Fleet of Pleasure, commanded by Chakotay's babe. This Intrpid-class starship is equipped with extra holosuites, null-grav points, hot tubs, and several bars. The XO is Woodlouse. Tactical/Security is StueyRoss, while the Recreation Officer/Slaveboy is whytestryke.
TCS Concordia - Commanded by Captain_Nick. Science Officer: Mr Spock. He claims to be a Vulcan, but we all know he's an elf. Navigator: Mr Sulu, horny bastard extraordinaire. Weapons Guy: Mr Chekov, ponce and retard Computer: Holly, the overglorified toaster Engineer: Mr Sforcina, the fat git. They're all humans, except for Spock and Holly. As for the Concordia, I can tell you that she has a decent set of working lasers, and her warp engines have been giving us trouble for years.
USS Prime - This Sovereign-class vessel is commanded by First of Many. Crew: 400 vacancies, both brunettes and blondes are welcome. Comm system can flood any other comm system with pleasing music, including, but not limited too, Tom Jones, Britney, and Frank Sinatra. All cabins have en-suite hot tubs. Decks 2-6 are a bar. Holosuites alternate between alternate between Austin Powers movies and specially equipped dungeons. Corridors are decorated in a very shagadelic 1960's style baby, YEAH. Chief Useless Officer: The Great Meech.
USS Canadian - Galaxy-Class, commanded by mencc1701. This Galaxy-Class starship is equipped with "Fully interactive" holograms, as well as all the usuals.
OSS Sensuality - Orion ship, commanded by Mr Toast. Active crew complement of 40, with "accessory" crew of 120. Fully equipped with cloaking technology (they'll never see us cumming...er coming), a double sized brig, dungeon, play-room, leatherworking and corsetry shops. Facilities for specialized training scenarios and LOTS of extra batteries. Crew to include "handlers" and "Trainers" for captured cargo and accessory crew (after all, the active crew can't play ALL the time). All crew quarters and bunks equipped with restraints and there is extensive sound-proofing throughout the ship. :)