Simon Rex

Simon's had just such a long and varied *snicker* career. Um, yeah. Well, he was an MTV VJ, and appeared in Felicity and Jack & Jill. In 1999, he co-starred with Majandra Delfino in Katie Joplin, then teamed up with her again in 2000's Shriek if you Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th. Yes, it's as bad as it sounds. The only other thing he's known for is doing gay porn, like Jeff Griggs before him.